So, I finally watched the end of Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. I don't really want to spoil the end completely, but there was some really great stuff! So I'll just omit the names. Will that work?One of the stars gets eaten by a giant python while swinging from a rope ladder hanging from a helicopter over the dynamite depot!
After watching her once-enemy-now-friend die, the other star sets off all the dynamite in the depot, which rocks the helicopter and makes her fall out! She plummets to the water below, but survives! Giant chunks of dead gatoroids and mega pythons are falling all around her as she stands up, thanking God she's still alive. And...one of the chunks was a python head that hadn't been properly pithed! Meaning it can stay alive for up to an hour! The severed head bites her in half.
The movie wraps up, saying a year has passed and the area that used to house the dynamite depot is now an estuary named after the two women. The grim Dr. Diego Ortiz dedicates it in their memory and gets choked up during the ribbon cutting ceremony.
Now you can sleep at night, knowing how the story ends. You're welcome. In other SyFy news, I heard they made a Titanic 2. I am quite intrigued by this idea. How do you make a sequel to a movie about a ship sinking? Is it just another storyline, happening concurrently with the Rose & Jack sapfest? Is it something that happens after the Titanic sinks? In which case...why call it Titanic 2? I personally would like to see it involving mermaids that live in the wreckage of the Titanic, but something tells me that's probably not the case.
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IMDb says Titanic II takes place 100 years later, aboard a new ship christened the Titanic II, sailing the same route. And wouldn't you know it, an iceberg gets in the way.
Bummer. I was counting on Jack and Rose being zombified, rotting corpses that haunt a Disney cruise ship. I would tune in for that plot.
I laughed SO hard when Tiffany--oh, sorry--when one star got eaten right off the rope ladder.
Titanic 2. Happy days are hear again!
life can continue now that i know how the movie ended.
in the ten minutes i was able to spend with berek on valentine's day, seven of it was spent telling him about this movie. he interrupted me at one point and said, "wait... is this a porn movie?"
They were both on the Bravo Watch it Live. I must see this show.
wow, did you get all teary-eyed at that ending???
Maybe they will find the Titanic? I doubt they'll be able to get away with sinking it again...even American audiences won't stand for that.
I missed this one. sad. Here we get QUALITY TV and I have to miss it. Was this on PBS? NAT GEO? CNN?
I a with Kris....that Titanic 2 sounds LAME! She should really write a script or two. That chick has IDEAS.
wow. you're like blogging as much as me!
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