That's....Quite a Story

The other night my husband was out with his friends, so I was flying solo with the children. Normally, he puts the kids to bed at night and often spends some time talking to them and telling them stories before lights out. So, as I was tucking the kids into bed, I asked them what kind of stories Daddy usually tells them. My son answers, "Oh, just stories about his life. They're kind of neat. Hey, Mom....have YOU ever had a colonoscopy?"